We all need little reminders that, yes, even you only live once and, for real, fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke. Enter joyful Dalmatian Stone. Kids love it! It’s puppy cute! And, like a puppy, Dalmatian Stone can help diffuse a stressful situation, drawing the eye—and the over analytical mind—away from the grind of everyday life.

A feldspar mineral, Dalmatian Stone’s black spots are often Black Tourmaline inclusions. Thus, Dalmatian Stone carries that crystal’s grounding, protective energy, helping us overcome irrational fears so we can inhale big, beautiful breaths and exhale wild laughter.

Dalmation Yoni Egg